Get off of the internet and spend time with your dads, fuckers! At least give him a call or get him a card or buy him a cake or something. No ties!
Well, I suppose since I’m a dad and you’re here it’s alright. But if that’s the case…
…call me daddy.
And for gods sake, make it a good card, not one of those bullshit cards with glitter.
And remember, sticking your penis in a vagina does not make you a father. Being there for your kids does.