Father’s Day

Get off of the internet and spend time with your dads, fuckers!  At least give him a call or get him a card or buy him a cake or something.  No ties!

Cake! Everybody Loves Cake!

Well, I suppose since I’m a dad and you’re here it’s alright.  But if that’s the case…

…call me daddy.

And for gods sake, make it a good card, not one of those bullshit cards with glitter.

And remember, sticking your penis in a vagina does not make you a father.  Being there for your kids does.

Happy Father's Day Brian.

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